I had big nasty braces put on yesterday. God damn I look gross and I am in utter agony. This shit sucks, though by July 2005 I will have a fabulous smile I am told. Until then I am going to have to where a veil or something. All I am consuming is cigarettes, coffee, and ice cream (i do not even like ice cream). I think this was a really dumb idea.
PS I called like a pitiful little fool. He did not pick up so I left a message. I do not expect him to call.