This morning I am on a flight from Philadelphia to Hartford. It is a really small flight. It may fit 30 people on it. It doesn’t even have classes, it is so small. I boarded early (thanks Silver status) and sat near the front.
A woman who I can only describe as Kate Blanchet’s character in Blue Jasmine got on the plane and handed her boarding pass to flight attendant. The flight attendant looked at it and said, “Yeah, 5a is five rows back by the window… Right there.”
Why would Blue Jasmine hand the attendant her boarding pass? She can see every seat once she boarded. There is only one aisle. This is not some giant Airbus to Berlin. We are going to Connecticut! It only takes an hour to get there. I wanted to push her down the steps and not let her on. That’s how small the plane was, we had steps, not even a jet way.
What a maniac.